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gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

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pizza-shit:

kaepncrunch:

Pharrell loves spongebob so much he had his own SpongeBob-themed birthday party

he’s 41

pizza-shit:

kaepncrunch:

Pharrell loves spongebob so much he had his own SpongeBob-themed birthday party

he’s 41

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easahina:

thats it. i dont have to make another joke on this shitty website ever again.

easahina:

thats it. i dont have to make another joke on this shitty website ever again.

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samioli:

hanna619:

Omg best thing I’ve ever seen

I love how everything is hinted subtlety and then the last one is just

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touchofgrey37:

The ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage is trying to send us a message.

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In honor of the two conflicting holidays.

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deanisanactualprincess:

sararye:

stilllovingdisney:

DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT HIS FAMILY CONSISTS OF ANOTHER GUY + THEIR CHILDREN

DISNEY DID THE THING DISNEY DID THE THING!!!!

not to mention kristoff is the first prince to be voiced by a gay actor in disney history

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gallifrey-feels:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

You didn’t pick that up in high school?

gallifrey-feels:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

You didn’t pick that up in high school?

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velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

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ask-lilithvanhellscream:

hefuckin:

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

shots fired

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sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

jdmookami:

sixpenceee:

The Sound of Silence is a horror games that dynamically adapts to a person’s greatest fear. It will deliver a different experience to each player. The game is said to be released in early 2014.

You can view the full concept idea of it here: X

I wish to play this game. Like right now. No one knows my deepest fears, not even me. This shall be good

^^^ 

THIS

I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I GOT THIS MESSAGE

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sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

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