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unclefather:

andhowdoigetthere:

Guess what state I live in

orange juice

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popularmeme:


so.. Genital<3
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foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

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dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

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nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

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j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

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plasmalogical:

there’s no part of this i don’t love

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